This creamy, rich soup gives you that world-conquering feeling that you just slurped up practically the whole day’s veggie requirement…and you LIKED it. (PS: It’s vegan. And paleo. Basically it will make you superhuman.)
So my parents just got back from a cruise to ANTARCTICA. For real guys. Penguins, blue icebergs, sub zero temps, the whole bit. Wanna see?
My dad is an amazing photographer. These were all taken by my mom on her phone (and I still think they are awesome), but if you want to see some of the photos from his nice camera when he gets them all organized, tell me and I will share!
There were a lot of photographers on the cruise, and they had a photo contest with different categories that you could enter, like “Wildlife” or “Sunset”. One of the categories was “Something fun and creative,” so my dad entered a picture he shot of 2 penguins doin’ it on the beach.
He DIDN’T WIN. “What’s more creative and fun than sex??” he said.
In other news, here’s where I knocked an entire box of spinach AND a bottle of olive oil on the ground during this photo shoot. I thought to myself, “I will never tell anyone that I picked my spinach up off the ground and then ate it,” until I remembered that spinach GROWS IN DIRT and then I felt a little better about telling you how I eat food off the ground.
So I was really tempted to name this recipe “Dirt Soup,” just because of the way it looks. There is a legendary story in Eric’s family about the time his mom made “dirt soup.” Everyone, including his mom, thought it tasted exactly like dirt, and they threw it in the garbage. Nice to know I’m not the only one with epic kitchen failures!!
But this super creamy soup tastes nothing like dirt, pinky swear. For being mostly vegetables and water, it is shockingly flavorful. I tried it and liked it, and then I added some chicken bouillon and liked it more, and then I added some sharp cheddar and liked it even more. Adjust the recipe to your needs. If you are really hitting it hard this January, leave out the cheese. If you are vegan, leave out the chicken bouillon. If you are just congratulating yourself on not serving your family hot pockets for dinner, go ahead and add them both in.
Traditionally, Golden Cauliflower Soup is made creamy by blending cashews with the soup. But in this recipe, I used Almondmilk Cashewmilk Blend. Worked like a charm! It lends the same creaminess without adding the calories (and dairy!) found in traditional creamy soups. One more thing, I added the spinach last after I blended it, but after eating for a while I went back and pureed the spinach. Totally just personal preference, eat it however you like. My kids loved this one!
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I love soup! Such an easy way to eat healthy:
Beef Barley Soup << a top recipe on my site!
Easy Cheddar Cauliflower Soup << This is easily one of my own personal most-made recipes. Love this stuff.
Roasted Butternut Squash Soup << another reader favorite!
More paleo-friendly soups you should check out:
Golden Cauliflower Soup from Well Fed << I like the “Optional Garnish” ideas she has after the recipe.
Vegan Carrot Soup with Caramelized Onions from The Tomato Tart
Paleo Stuffed Pepper Soup from Fake Ginger