Why do we buy canned salsa? Whyyy?? This easy, homemade restaurant-style salsa takes 5 minutes to throw together, and it really does taste like it’s from a restaurant. Also, scroll down to read how Eric and I have been hosting Taco Tuesdays all summer, and how you can too! Originally published August 7, 2017.

close up of a tortilla chip dipped into homemade salsa.
Table of Contents
  1. How To Host A Taco Party
  2. You’ll love this easy homemade restaurant-style salsa
  3. Restaurant Style Salsa Ingredients
  4. How to make 5-Minute Restaurant-Style Salsa
  5. Storing restaurant-style salsa
  6. More Mexican food ideas for Taco Tuesday!
  7. 5 Minute Restaurant Style Salsa Recipe

I mentioned a few weeks ago that Eric and I have been hosting Taco Tuesday this summer. It has been super fun! I feel like one of the greatest casualties of suburbia and text messages is that no one “drops in” anymore. This is convenient for all-day pajama days (hey, it happens), but is a huge bummer when it comes to building friendships.

Every time I start a new group on Facebook, I get a congratulatory message: “Great job! You’re building community!” Facebook groups have their place in the world, but it’s not true community, in my opinion. Humans need human interaction, and screen interactions are rapidly replacing them, which is a little crazy if you ask me.

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fresh homemade salsa in a brown bowl with tortilla chips in it scooping up salsa.

How To Host A Taco Party

Enter Taco Tuesday. A standing drop-in event. I wanted to give a few more details in case you want to try hosting your own!

1. Invite.

Here is the text message that I sent out to a few friends and neighbors:

“Every Tuesday, from 6-8pm, bring the family to have dinner and hang out with us! We will provide all taco fixings. (Unless you happen to have some tomatoes or shredded cheese to use up, then you’re allowed to bring it, but the rule is NO grocery store trips.) This is just a fun and casual night to hang out. (We all need to eat dinner, why not do it together??) I will not be cleaning my house or wearing fancy clothes for Taco Tuesday. We will be using paper plates. This is meant to be a drop in event; no need to come every week, no need to explain why you can or can’t make it, just show up between 6-8 every Tuesday.”

If you want to read the official rules for “How to Host a Crappy Dinner Party” (inspiration for Taco Tuesday), read this post. Hope to see you Tuesday!”

Children playing in a backyard.
The kids organized a race for themselves in the yard. Here they are “stretching.”

You can invite a bunch of people, or make it more intimate and just invite your BFF family over every week. If there are only a few families and everyone commits, then you can make food assignments. The reason I didn’t ask people to bring stuff is because sometimes if people feel obligated to bring something, that is their reason for not coming. “Oh I’ll skip it this week, I don’t feel like making a side.” I didn’t want anyone to feel pressured, so I said just come for a free dinner. People love free food and I’m not above buying friends apparently.

You also don’t have to make it every week. Eric and I aren’t doing this forever; just for the summer months. You could do the first Tuesday of every month, or, of course, whatever night of the week works best for you.

Homemade salsa stored in a mason jar.

2. The Food.

Now you guys know how much I like food. As much as I love to get down in the kitchen, Taco Tuesday is not the night for it. Keep the focus on having fun, not cooking. Here is our menu, yes, every week:

  • flour tortillas
  • rice
  • taco meat (ground beef cooked with homemade taco seasoning, or with a regular ol’ taco seasoning packet) I always add a can of beans to make it go further. If you have vegetarian friends, you could also jazz up some canned beans for your taco filling, like in this recipe. Sometimes I make both.
  • iceberg lettuce
  • tomatoes
  • salsa (recipe below!)
  • tortilla chips
  • cheese
  • sour cream
A backyard with toys and children playing.
Still prepping for the race. Can you see they are doing sit-ups? Haha!

You will also need paper items:

  • paper plates
  • plastic silverware
  • napkins
  • cups
  • sharpie

The Sharpie is so that people can write their names on their cup. (Or skip the cups and grab a pack of Aquafina at Safeway like I did!) Water is simple and cheap, don’t complicate your life.

Taco stuff is also pretty cheap. If there are leftovers, I freeze what I can to use the next week. Taco meat freezes beautifully. I also freeze extra tortillas and shredded cheese.

Also notice: there are no side dishes. No desserts. No fancy drinks. The idea is to keep it SIMPLE.

3. Prep.

This section is short. Remember, the idea is to not stress yourself out in the name of entertaining. You are inviting people over to chat with them, they are not there to see your model home. I do general clutter pick up so that people have a place to sit, and light a candle so that the house smells nice. Thaaat’s it.

Summers are busy and people forget, so I often send out reminder texts to people.

4. Have fun!!

Kids jumping on a trampoline in a backyard.

That’s the whole idea right! You guys seriously have to let me know if you try out your own Taco Tuesday. It has been such a fun part of our summer this year.

Friends gathered at the kitchen table to enjoy a meal together.

(There’s my neighbor Tyrone in the middle. Of the famous Mac and Cheese contest!)

Child eating a taco in the backyard.

Here’s Truman. He’s eating the inside of his taco with his hands. Typical.

salsa in a brown bowl with two tortilla chips in it.

You’ll love this easy homemade restaurant-style salsa

And now for the SALSA recipe, amigos. Salsa is one of those phenomenons that has remained in mediocrity far too long. Bad salsa is everywhere (jarred chunky salsa, anyone?) Why are we still buying this stuff? It’s just wrong. Why doesn’t somebody can restaurant-style salsa (meaning it’s all blended up) and sell it in stores? It would be so easy to do.

I tested out a few batches to get this salsa just right. I tried it with fresh tomatoes, canned tomatoes, and one time I added too much cilantro in addition to overblending it, which turned it brown instead of red. (It still tasted amazing. Let me be clear: there is never too much cilantro. But if you are posting pictures of your salsa on the internet, it probably shouldn’t be brown.)

Close up of a hand dipping a tortilla chip into salsa.

Restaurant Style Salsa Ingredients

Fresh tomatoes are great, especially if they are straight from the garden. Can’t beat that flavor. BUT. Fresh tomatoes are super watery, which was the problem with my first batch. You only want about 12 ounces of fresh tomatoes. If you are doing canned, you’re going to use 14.5 ounces. If you are a nervous salsa maker, use canned tomatoes! It’s pretty foolproof. And the flavor really is on par with fresh. Just make sure you drain them well.

The other secret ingredient here is cumin, a tip I got from The Pioneer Woman. You can add it to taste or leave it out, but I think it’s so great! The other ingredient you NEED is salt. Taste your salsa, and if it doesn’t taste like you want to eat 10 more bites, add more salt. It really is like magic.

Here’s a quick shopping list to help you gather your ingredients. See the recipe card below for the full ingredients and instructions!

  • fresh or canned diced tomatoes
  • onion
  • garlic
  • jalapeno
  • cilantro
  • lime juice
  • cumin
  • kosher salt
  • sugar
  • black pepper
cilantro, jalapeno, onions, tomato, and garlic in a bowl.

Fresh on the left, canned tomatoes on the right. Don’t go crazy on onions. Nobody likes onion-breath.

How to make 5-Minute Restaurant-Style Salsa

This recipe makes about 1 cup of salsa. Can we just call this a single serving? Yes? Just give me that bag of Juanitas and an entire batch of this and I’m set. But even if you do eat this in one serving, it´s so easy that you can whip up another batch in 5 minutes (your secret is safe with me.)

To make restaurant-style salsa, toss your fresh (or canned) tomatoes into a food processor or blender and add the remaining ingredients. Pulse for 1 full second at a time until just blended. Don’t go overboard and just willy-nilly blend or it will get too watery. That´s it! Really!What to serve with restaurant-style salsa.

Obviously a bag of Juanitas is my first recommendation. But this salsa can be served with any of your favorite Mexican dishes. If you have leftover Better Than Chipotle Cilantro Lime Rice, top that with some leftover taco meat or some beans and add a healthy spoonful (or five) of this restaurant style salsa and you got yourself a cheap, quick, yummy dinner (or lunch). Or you can dip your Chicken Flautas into the salsa. I also like it in my Seriously the Best Taco Salad. And don´t forget to add it to the Ultimate Chili Nachos with Queso and Guacamole. Honestly, just make a huge batch and put on everything.

Storing restaurant-style salsa

If you aren’t me and don’t eat this in one sitting, you can keep homemade salsa in the refrigerator in clean, airtight containers for 5 to 7 days. You can totally freeze this salsa as well. Just use freezer-safe containers, leaving space for expansion, and thaw in the refrigerator before use.

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5 Minute Restaurant Style Salsa

5 from 6 votes
Prep: 5 minutes
Total: 5 minutes
Servings: 4 Servings
 
Why do we buy canned salsa? Whyyy?? This easy, homemade restaurant-style salsa takes 5 minutes to throw together, and it really does taste like it’s from a restaurant. Also, scroll down to read how Eric and I have been hosting Taco Tuesdays all summer, and how you can too!
 

Ingredients

  • 2 tomatoes, 12 ounces OR 1 (14.5 oz) can diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 small onion, don’t go crazy. You don’t want dragon breath
  • 1/2 clove garlic, or 1 very small clove
  • 1/2 jalapeno, seeds and membranes discarded
  • 3 tablespoons cilantro
  • 2 teaspoons lime juice, fresh! fresh!
  • 1/4 teaspoon cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/8 teaspoon sugar
  • pepper , to taste, optional

Instructions

  • Core the tomatoes and slice them in half. Add them to a food processor or blender. 
  • If you are using canned tomatoes, drain them in a colander. Or squeeze a handful at a time out over the sink. Add drained tomatoes to the blender.
  • Add the onion. Smash the garlic with the side of a knife and add that too. 
  • Add half a jalapeno.
  • Add the cilantro. I just chopped off what looked like about 3 tablespoons worth of leaves from the bunch and threw it in. You can always add more if you want.
  • Add the lime juice, cumin, salt, sugar, and black pepper.
  • Pulse the mixture about 1 full second at a time until blended. Stop a few times to scrape down the edges so you get everything chopped up. Don’t go overboard or it will get too watery. 
  • Serve with chips! Juanitas are the best chips. The salsa tastes great right away, but is even better the next day, after the flavors have married. Such a great union. 

Notes

Next time, if I have a 4 ounce can of green chiles on hand, I will drain them well and throw it in to my salsa. Try it out! Fire roasted is even better. 

Nutrition

Serving: 1cup | Calories: 16kcal | Carbohydrates: 3g | Protein: 1g | Fat: 1g | Saturated Fat: 1g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 1g | Potassium: 165mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 2g | Vitamin A: 554IU | Vitamin C: 12mg | Calcium: 10mg | Iron: 1mg
Course: Appetizer
Cuisine: Mexican
Calories: 16
Keyword: 5 minute, salsa
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Comments

  1. I love your Taco Tuesday nights with neighbors! Once each month, I organize lunch for some neighbors. We meet at a different restaurant usually close to home. And we have an annual Party at the Lodge in early Fall. it is a potluck and everyone loves it.

    1. That sounds like so much fun Joanne! Great way to connect with the neighbors! Love the potluck idea.

  2. Love this! I have another friend who started out doing cookie night. They made a buttload of cookies and invited all the neighbors on their block over. They did that a few times, and then they could just say “cookie night this sunday” and everyone would show up with cookies. Now they’ve even started branching out saying “ice cream sandwich night!” or “brownie night!”. It’s enough of a tradition that most people come, and most people bring something. Cool, right?! I totally want to come up with something I can do, not sure what that’ll be for us yet.

    1. Oh my gosh I LOVE that! Cookies would actually be a lot easier. It would be a good option to do in the winter when it gets dark earlier. Part of what inspired taco tuesday was Sandi’s neighbor, has she told you about him? They have ice cream sundays. Every Sunday after church he puts a flag out in his yard, yes a legit flag. If the flag is up everyone knows it’s ice cream time. The guy has an actual soft serve machine. So cool right??

  3. Love this post so much. Nothing can ever replace that face to face connection. We were out of town when National Night Out occurred and I was bummed – we always have such a great time chatting with old neighbors…and meeting new ones. So maybe we’ll open up our doors for Taco Tuesday! And serve your salsa, of course!

    1. When is National Night out? That’s so cool that your neighborhood does it! I should tell my neighbors! Thanks Amy :) :)

  4. This is seriously the greatest idea! And you’re right community requires human interaction :) Considering how much my family loves tacos (and this salsa by the way) – Taco Tuesday would be perfect for us. We make it for ourselves all the time, wouldn’t be so hard to invite some friends over too! Love this!

    1. Thanks Trish! You should totally try it out, it’s been such a fun summer seeing friends more often! Your boys would love it.

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