This fruit pizza has a classic sugar cookie crust with cream cheese frosting and all. the. fruit. The crust of this enormous pizza is nice and thick, so call the neighbors over. Fruit pizza is the best for summer!
Originally posted May 19, 2016
Do you know what kind of vacationer you are? Are you the relax-on-the-beach-with-a-book type? The see-every-site type? I’m a relaxer. But it took me several years (and a couple kids) to figure this out, because I grew up taking family vacations where my dad would boot us out of bed at the crack of dawn and run us ragged until sundown. And we had FUN, dangit. (OR ELSE.)
I’m in Philadelphia with my parents and brother right now, for his graduation from medical school tomorrow (congrats Dr. Nate!!) It’s just like old times.
Except that yesterday I almost died. We went to Independence Hall. Then we went to Ben Franklin’s grave. We saw the Liberty Bell. Then we went to an art museum. And then my eyes rolled into the back of my head and I started actually passing away from boredom.
I mean, don’t get me wrong. I like history and I like art (I was a Humanities major in college). But apparently I only like it in 2 hour stretches. After that my brain shuts down.
Today was much better. We went to an Italian market in the morning, where I sampled cheese and salami and drooled over all the unique pastas for sale. Then we went to get famous Philly Cheesesteaks. Then we went to this other awesome market where they have Amish doughnuts and pretzels. I’m noticing a trend here.
Maybe if they sold Amish donuts RIGHT next to the Liberty Bell? Or, “Tour Independence Hall, and as a special prize for all the things you learned, at the end you get a Philly Cheesesteak sampler!” I just feel like history is easier to stomach if there is something in it for my stomach.
How to make fruit pizza
So you guys have had fruit pizza right? It is the best! So perfect for summer. Today’s recipe is from my friend Allison, who blogs over and Cupcake Diaries. She wrote a cookbook. How awesome is that?? It’s called Sun and Sizzle: Grills to Greens and Everything In Between. It is full of awesome summer recipes, including this delish fruit pizza. There are tons of other recipes I want to try, like the Root Beer Cupcakes and the Bacon n Eggs Burger (<<what!! yeah.)
This is the fruit pizza to end all fruit pizzas. It is massive! The crust is super thick, and my brother jokingly said it’s like a Chicago style fruit pizza. The cookie crust is not dry; it’s moist and tender. If you want to check out all the other recipes Allison has in her awesome book, click here to get it!
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Chicago Style Fruit Pizza
For the crust:
- 1 cup butter, softened (2 sticks)
- 2 cups white sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 2 teaspoons vanilla
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
- 5 cups flour, spooned and leveled
For the frosting:
- 1 (8-oz) package cream cheese, softened
- 1/2 cup butter, softened (1 stick)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 2 cups powdered sugar
- mandarin oranges, I used the ones in a can
- bananas, coat with lemon juice so they don't brown
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
- In a large bowl or stand mixer, beat butter and sugar until soft and fluffy, a good 3 minutes, scraping the sides.
- Add eggs and 2 teaspoons vanilla. Beat well, scraping sides, at least 1-2 minutes.
- You can combine the dry ingredients in a separate bowl if you like, but I'm lazy, so I add some of the flour, then stir the salt and baking powder into the flour. Stir well, then beat in the rest of the flour. Once the flour is incorporated stop mixing. You don't want to overdo it.
- Cover the bowl (or wrap the dough in plastic) and refrigerate for at least an hour.
- Lay out a sheet of parchment paper on a work surface. Use a rolling pin to roll the dough into a circle. Mine came to about 14-15 inches across. You could easily roll it into a rectangle too, if that fits your pan better. Transfer the dough (still on the parchment paper) to a baking sheet.
- Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes, or until the cookies is very light brown on the edges.
- Let cool completely. Chill if desired.
- Meanwhile, make the frosting. Beat the cream cheese and 1/2 cup butter in a bowl until well combined, 1 minute, scraping sides. Add vanilla and beat.
- Add powdered sugar 1 cup at a time. Beat well, scraping sides and bottom.
- Spread the frosting over the cooled cookie.
- Arrange the fruit on the fruit pizza however you like.
- At this point, you can chill it to get it nice and cold, or serve it right away. I like it both ways.
You will love these other summer dessert ideas!
No Bake Cheesecake Parfait Bar << this is my favorite self-serve dessert for parties, like baby showers, etc. It’s SOO easy everyone adores it. (Also check out this Dulce de Leche
More fruit pizza variations you will love!