Eric just decided that it was time for some late-night popcorn RIGHT AFTER I decided that it was time to brush my teeth. He decided that he wanted it spicy so he squeezed on some lime juice and dumped half a bottle of cayenne pepper on top. I decided that this might taste exactly like the popcorn version of Hot Cheetos so I ate half the bowl and now my mouth has actual flames bursting out of it. REAL ONES YOU GUYS.
Tonight was fun, despite the inferno. Eric and I went to see a friend play her violin at a Classical-music quiz at a coffee house downtown. They would play an excerpt, then ask questions like “What color is this piece described as?” (I’m not kidding). Or some questions were like, “Who said, ‘Listening to Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes?”
Everything is funnier when the guy trying to get you to describe orchestra music as yellow or purple is wearing a Mozart wig, white knee-highs, and buckled shoes. (We all thought the music was distinctly red, but it turned out to be bright blue. (??) Still tied for second place though! Woot!)
Can you SEE these potatoes. Guys, that is Browned Butter. Who needs gravy when you’ve got this glorious stuff??
Mashed potatoes was my favorite food growing up. It’s still pretty high up there. Adding browned butter to food (any food!) makes it 1000x better than it was to begin with, so brown butter mashed potatoes seems like a pretty logical step. I mean, how often do you get to drizzle straight up butter. The Parmesan adds that perfect bite. The horseradish sauce is not overwhelming; it is not meant to be spicy. It just adds great flavor.
I made these 3 times because I couldn’t get the photos looking right. 3 times! I know. But they are so bafflingly awesome that none of us minded eating 15 pounds of potatoes. Browned butter, people. Where it’s at. Make these for Thanksgiving! This is your chance to become a mashed potato legend my friends.
Here’s how I chopped my potatoes. Any way you slice it though… And here’s the hot sauce I used. It doesn’t really matter what kind you use, as long as it’s something with a kick. My sister makes awesome mashed potatoes and she told me a few years ago that her secret is cayenne pepper. Not enough to make it spicy, just enough to make it interesting. Same idea here. If you don’t have horseradish use cayenne, or crushed red pepper, or good ol tobasco. Just not too much.
Mashed Potatoes with Cream Cheese. This is my go to, every day recipe:
Oven-Roasted Potatoes with Bacon and Parmesan. <— These are so good:
More potatoes to enhance your life in general: