Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

Eric and I were in a rush to get out the door the other day. I handed him a pair of white socks to put on Charlotte. He said “These don’t match.”

Me: “They’re both white, that means they match.”

Eric: “This is why you will never be a real girl.”

Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

I laughed so hard I almost fell over. The truth doesn’t hurt, in this case, it’s just a fact. Sometimes I feel like the girl version of Pinocchio. (“I’m a real boy!”) Minus the donkey ears, plus a complete lack of fashion sense.

I ask you: if a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? If a 3-year-old has unmatched white socks, does anyone care? My mother-in-law’s not even in town for heaven’s sake. (Hi Kris!) At least when she’s around I make sure Charlotte doesn’t wear her usual pink-and-purple-sock combo. Supa classy. (Yes, I am THAT mom at Walmart.)

Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

I am SO ridiculously excited to dye our milk green this Monday. My mom The leprechauns came to our house every year growing up and magicked our milk green, and sometimes even our saucy pork chops (remember when they sold green ketchup? It was bad guys.)

So what are the St. Patrick’s Day traditions at your house? I am officially starting a Green Eggs and Ham tradition this year. My little Charlotte LOVES that book, she could in a box with a fox with you alllll day long.

These are festive and healthy to boot. All it is is eggs and spinach.

Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

2 cups of spinach. Yes, really, put it all in. I promise you won’t regret it. I could taste a little spinach flavor on my first bite but after that it just tasted like eggs. Even if you can taste the spinach though, I don’t see how that could be a bad thing, spinach and egg quiche is delicious! There’s a reason why people are always adding spinach to smoothies, it tends to take on the flavors of whatever is around it. Popeye was onto something. 

Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

Here are some other fun St. Patrick’s Day recipes to get you in the spirit!

Oreo Shamrock Shakes
Sour Patch Grapes (Leprechaun Candy) <—these are goooooood
Irish Soda Bread with Browned Butter

Do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
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Dye-Free Green Eggs and Ham

Yield: Makes 1 large serving or 2 small


  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups baby spinach, lightly packed
  • plenty of salt and pepper
  • butter for frying
  • 4 slices Black forest ham


  1. Add the eggs and spinach to a blender.
  2. Blend on high for about a minute, then scrape down the sides and add a bunch of salt and pepper. Pulse for another minute or so, until the spinach is fully blended.
  3. Melt the butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. When the butter is hot, pour in the egg mixture.
  4. Let it sit for a minute or so until it starts to set, then use a spatula to gently stir it.
  5. Remove from heat when the eggs have just barely set.
  6. In the same pan (or in a separate one while you cook the eggs) heat the ham until it browns slightly.
  7. Serve immediately.


I used baby spinach for this recipe, but regular spinach will work just fine too. You can also use kale.


Source: adapted from Elana’s Pantry

Dye-Free Green Eggs and HamLet your eggs set up like this in the pan before you scramble. Don’t let your butter brown before adding the eggs (like I did) because then it makes your eggs not quite as green.

Dye-Free Green Eggs and HamHappy St. Patrick’s Day!





  1. says

    This is SUCH a cute idea! Great way to sneak extra veggies into your kids food. And I am SO not a “girly” girl either. I can live my life in jeans and t-shirts, and it’s a pretty big deal if I’m wearing heals. And I bet Charlotte looks adorable in mismatched socks : )
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  2. Janice says

    Whine, whine, whine….you forgot to mention the awesome green mashed potatoes, green biscuits, and slightly green gravy :)

  3. says

    Haha!! Don’t worry, I don’t think I’ll ever be a real girl either…I never match my socks unless I happen to grab a matching pair. These actually look really delicious to me–so true about spinach + egg quiches! Why not just puree the spinach into the eggs? Genius! (And all the more so if your kids like em!)
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  4. says

    Ohmahgawd “this is why you will never be a real girl” <– I killed myself laughing. Ain't NOBODY got time for caring about a 3 year old's matching/non-matching socks and if they do, they need to find a hobby. As for these green eggs, it was a genius move putting the spinach in for the colour. I need to make something green to celebrate St. Patty's day too. Maybe I'll just eat a box of mint oreos, chase it down with Baileys and call it a day.
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