Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t love those Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes when you were a kid, you know the kind with the loopy white frosting on top? It was a serious contender in the lunch trade. This is a homemade version that is SO much better!
We are leaving for Paris today, and Eric had some last minute reservations to make on the phone. Neither of us studied French, but he has been diligently using Duolingo (a free language app) so that we will at least be able to pretend like we know something. We’ve heard that the people there appreciate it if you at least try to speak French instead of presumptuously launching into English.
He just made a call early this morning and I heard him from the other room, “Puis-je faire une réservation s’il vous plaît?” And then a very long pause and a “Um.” Then he asked his question about reservations in English.
Afterward he told me that the lady on the phone listened to his poor attempt at French and just said, “Mm-hmm.” And then sat and waited.
Oh boy. What are we in for this week!! I’m kind of scared!!
My mom is arriving soon to take care of the kids at our house, but my youngest Valentine just woke up with a cold. Why, why?? My mom and dad are so nice to take the kids whenever we are away, but sick kids are more than they bargained for I’m sure. Crossing my fingers it’s a short cold!
How to make Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes
I should be posting something French today, like French Silk Pie or French Dip Sandwiches. But instead I’m following up my very American 7 Layer Dip that I posted earlier this week with these Homemade Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes. Nothing says ‘Merica like factory made cupcakes, am I right?
But this homemade version is WAY better. Actually I rarely eat Hostess stuff anymore, it just doesn’t taste the same now that I’m an adult! The nostalgia is there but the flavor is not, and I try to only eat sweets that are worth the calories.
These, my friend, are worth the calories. The cupcake recipe is adapted from The Only Texas Sheet Cake You’ll Ever Need, one of my favorite chocolate cakes. The glaze is the best part, it’s a cooked frosting that is perfectly fudgy and slightly grainy (anyone who’s had Texas Sheet Cake knows what I’m talking about.)
Then we are filling the cupcake with marshmallow whipped cream. It’s whipped cream with a jar of marshmallow mixed in. It’s so delicious!!
Finally, we are making a really simple royal icing for the loop de loop on top. You can’t call them Hostess chocolate cupcakes without the loop. Because all egg whites are slightly different sizes, you will have to play with the amount of powdered sugar you add to get the right consistency. I used one egg white and about 2 cups of powdered sugar, give or take a tablespoon. Practice making loops on a plate (or on your counter if you’re a heathen like me) to make sure that as the frosting sets it doesn’t bleed together and turn into loop de blobs instead of loop de loops.
I just got a notice from my kid’s school that we are not allowed to bring cupcakes or any sweets on our kid’s birthday anymore (the district suggests we bring healthy snacks like carrots. I’m not kidding.) Apparently by banning all joy and fun, they are going to solve the obesity problem, which is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Healthy eating starts at home, and no cupcake denials will change that.
Who wants to come egg the district office with me? Or maybe we could throw these Hostess chocolate cupcakes at them??
I’m going to be that crazy lady on my kid’s birthday, ambushing all their classmates with covert cupcakes as they exit the classroom.
Fortunately I talked to the principal about it and she told me that she would definitely be upholding the district standard, while winking heavily. I like her. I think I’ll bring her one of these cupcakes on my kid’s birthday.
More delicious treats you are going to love!
Cream Cheese Chocolate Cupcakes << my favorite cupcake ever. Today’s recipe might be giving it a run for it’s money. (Chocolate with cream filling…I’m noticing a trend here.)
The Only Texas Sheet Cake You’ll Ever Need << today’s recipe is based on this cake!
Mint Oreo Cupcakes << I haven’t made these in years! But seriously, how can you go wrong here? Also, how do you like my food styling circa 2012?? This was taken on the ledge of the balcony of our apartment, with a baby blanket thrown over to make it look like a napkin. Oh, Karen.
Ding Dong Cake from That Skinny Chick Can Bake
Ho Ho (Ho) Cake from Brown Eyed Baker
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Homemade Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes
For the cupcakes
- 1 cup butter, (2 sticks)
- 1 cup water
- 1/2 cup cocoa
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 2 cups flour
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 cup sour cream
- 2 large eggs
For the marshmallow filling
- 1 & 1/2 cups heavy cream
- 1 (7-oz) jar marshmallow creme
For the chocolate glaze
- 1/2 cup butter, (1 stick)
- 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa, preferably Special Dark Cocoa
- 6 tablespoons sour cream
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/4 cup milk
- 3 & 1/2 cups powdered sugar
For the white royal icing
- 1 egg white
- 2 cups powdered sugar
- Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Fill 2 muffin tins with 21 paper cupcake liners.
- In a medium or large saucepan, add 1 cup butter, 1 cup water, and 1/2 cup cocoa. Bring to a boil over medium high heat. Once it boils, take it off the heat.
- Let it cool for a minute or two, then stir in brown sugar and 2 teaspoons vanilla.
- Meanwhile in a medium bowl combine 2 cups flour, 1 cup granulated sugar, salt, and baking soda.
- Add the dry ingredients to the saucepan. (Then wipe out the bowl and put it back in your cupboard.)
- Stir well, then add 1/2 cup sour cream and eggs. Blend well until all the lumps are gone.
- Pour the batter into the prepared cupcake liners. Use about 1/4 cup batter for each cupcake.
- Bake at 350 for about 17-20 minutes, until a toothpick comes out of the center with no wet batter on it. Don't over bake!
- Remove the cupcakes to a wire rack and let cool completely.
- Meanwhile, make the marshmallow filling. In a large bowl or stand mixer, beat the cream on high for about 3 minutes, until stiff peaks form. Add the marshmallow cream and continue beating until smooth. Store in the fridge until you are ready to fill the cupcakes.
- When the cupcakes have cooled, use a sharp knife to cut out the center. See photos. To make more room for the filling, I used my knife to dig out even more than the little cone shape that I cut out. I also cut off the bottom of the cone. (see photos) Just make sure there is plenty of space in there, while making sure the bottom stays intact.
- Use a pastry bag and frosting tip to fill each cupcake. Or you could put the filling in a ziplock and snip the corner, that's easy!
- Put the top back on each cupcake. If your glaze is not ready to go, chill the filled cupcakes while you make it.
- Make the chocolate glaze. Clean out the saucepan you used for the batter and add 1 stick of butter and 1/2 cup cocoa. Stir together over medium heat until it comes to a boil, then remove from the heat.
- Add 6 tablespoons sour cream, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, and 1/4 cup milk.
- Use a whisk to stir in the powdered sugar. If your cupcakes are not cooled and filled when you finish the glaze, stir it every now and then to break up the hardened shell on top. Add a little more milk if necessary.
- Carefully dip the top of each cupcake in the glaze. Once the frosting has set, (several minutes) dip each cupcake again. (Double dipping is optional, but why wouldn't you?)
- Let the frosting set completely. I stuck mine in the freezer for 20 minutes.
- In a large bowl or stand mixer, beat the egg white until frothy. Slowly beat in about 2 cups of powdered sugar. Put a small amount in a ziplock bag, snip the end, and try to make a loop on a plate. If it bleeds together, add more powdered sugar. If it's already too thick, add 1/2 teaspoon milk. Keep adjusting until the icing comes out smooth but firm, and doesn't bleed after it sets.
- Top each cupcake with a loop de loop. Let set completely.
- Store finished cupcakes sealed on the counter for up to 24 hours, then stick them in the fridge!
Hi! I made this last year for my husband’s birthday and well, here we are again for round 2. However this year, I’m pregnant and can’t have raw egg. Is there a substitute you’d recommend for the loop frosting? I will try some milk with the powdered sugar if not.
Hey Sarah! Yes you can get almost the same effect using meringue powder, you can find it at any store that has extensive cake decorating supplies usually. I would look up a royal icing recipe using meringue powder and follow those instructions!
Actually the no home made treat rule is due to food allergies.
(IF recipe makes 21 cup cakes & no leftovers)
1 cup cake calories:
Royal Icing. 46
Choc Glaze. 131
Net carbs. 71
Your right about the change in taste. They changed their recipe for each element: icing gnash cake filling. All taste sort of gross compared to our childhood years. I remember when the taste and textured changed. I will try to calculate the nutritional value of yours.
Hi! I just made the marshmallow filling and it’s watery.. what did I do wrong? Help!!
Hi Laura! I’m so sorry it was watery, that is very strange! Is it possible your marshmallow cream became separated? Was it very old?
These look AMAZING, and I can’t wait to try making them. I just want to know if you had any trouble dipping them in the ganache after you’d done the “surgery” on the cupcake? Thank you!
Hi Brigid! Yes, be careful! It may take a couple practice runs but you will get it in the end. Just make sure you pat the top “cone” part in really well and you should be good to go!
This recipe was very easy to follow! Thanks for the tips!!!!! These cupcakes are absolutely delicious!!!!!
Hooray! I’m so glad they were a hit Deanna! Thanks for the comment :)
I switched from the original Hostess cupcake to the Golden cupcakes. Once or twice a year with a cold Pepsi. Haven’t outgrown it : )
This looks like a good recipe to make with the 5 grand-kids I’ll have next weekend. Thanks.
They make golden ones?? How did I not even know this?? I love that you ritualize it with a pepsi, haha! sounds like heaven twice a year! :) Enjoy the grandkids!
You can still bring carrots or apples. Just do it in the form of carrot cupcakes or Apple spice cupcakes. 😁
Oh my gosh Misty. You’re a genius!!!
I’m with you on the chemical flavor, they are truly are easy to resist these days, but I want to dive into a vat of yours- they look divine!
Yeah and I swear the flavor really is different from what we had as kids, since Hostess almost went out of business. But mostly I think it’s that we grew up ;) Let me know if you try them out Jack, the homemade version is delicious!
When you are in Paris you should go visit a cafe called Fringe, trust me, talk to the girl who bakes their goods. You will find it a few blocks from La Republique 106 Rue de Turenne Paris.
Incredible little cafe, great photography too.
Have a wonderful trip.
Thank you for the recommendation Paula!! I will definitely look it up! I cannot wait to try all the amazing baked goods in Paris!
I do remember how delicious these hostess cupcakes were as a kid. Now, they are gross, however, your cupcake recipe looks marvelous. Can’t wait go make these, they look delish!!!!
It’s so crazy how our tastebuds change over the years, right?? Or maybe we just have more exposure as we grow older to better food :) Enjoy the cupcakes Joan I know you will love them!