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Chicken Bryan from

Chicken Bryan

Don’t you hate it when you get lemon juice on a paper cut? Utah hates my skin and punishes it with infinitesimal cuts all...

Lemon Cupcakes from

Lemon Cupcakes

These cupcakes make me sweat. No, they’re not hitting on me. I mean they actually make my face sweat.  This is one of God’s...

Lasagna Soup from

Lasagna Soup

Sometimes I wish I had a house elf.  Or heck I’d even take a mere dish-elf.  It’s kind of pathetic that I’m wishing for...