Chicken Crepes with Jalapeño Cheese

Last night I was busy making dinner when Eric got a phone call from my mom. All I heard was, He’s out there right now? By the playground? Okay I’ll go right now.

I looked at him curiously as he put his shoes on. So what’s the deal?

You left your cell phone out by the playground. A landscaper just found it and called your mom. He’s waiting for me to come get it.

The sad part is that I didn’t even realize it was missing. I need to keep this in mind for every time I am tempted to upgrade to a smart phone. A mere stupid phone is apparently more than I can handle.

I grew up eating these amazing, amazing Chicken Crepes. They may not look like much, but they are absolutely to-die-for. See how I have two sides of vegetables? Lots of veggies will help you feel less guilty when eating these crepes. Between the cheese and the cream, this casserole is not exactly what you want to eat on a diet. But oh man. They are so worth it. Maybe skip dessert after eating these babies :)

Chicken Crepes with Jalapeño Cheese


Source: my mom Janice

Crepes

3 eggs
1 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 cups flour
3 tablespoons melted butter

Beat all ingredients well, using a stand mixer or hand mixer. Generously coat a large nonstick frying pan with cooking spray and set heat to medium. Pour 1/3 cup batter into the pan, lifting the pan to swirl batter all over the bottom; make it very thin. Do this quickly because it sets fast. Cook about 1 minute (keep an eye on it) until light brown; flip gently with a spatula and cook another 15-30 seconds. Remove to a plate, then repeat until batter is gone. Put squares of wax paper in between the finished crepes so that they don’t stick together.

Filling

2 cups cooked chicken, chopped and seasoned to taste (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, etc.)
16 ounces jalapeño pepper jack cheese*, grated
2 1/2 cups cream or half & half

Put a small amount of chicken, 1 tablespoon of cheese, and 1 teaspoon of cream on each crepe. Roll up and place seam side down in a greased 9×13 inch dish. When you have finished rolling the crepes, sprinkle with the remaining cheese and pour the remaining cream evenly over the crepes. Bake, covered, at 350 for 15 minutes. Uncover and bake for another 15 minutes. If at this point my cheese is not crusty on top, I broil it for about a minute. I’m a crusty cheese lover.

Makes about 6 servings.

*The original recipe calls for 8 ounces of Monterey Jack cheese and 8 ounces of pepper jack. The less pepper jack you use, the less spicy it will be.

Blackberry Pie

Eric and Charlotte and I took a trip to the Grand Canyon this weekend. It was of course awesome. Except the whole time I was freaking out that we would accidentally drop Charlotte down the 1-mile canyon, or that she would run right off the edge. Irrational fears, yes, but that’s what mom’s are for right?

My dad visited the Grand Canyon with his family when he was very young, just 3 years old. His mom used to tell me the story about when they were stopped at a beautiful viewpoint. The only thing separating them from the canyon was a fence consisting of poles in the ground every few feet, with chains hung between them. She turned from looking at the view to see her little 3-year-old sitting on one of the chains, swinging back and forth, having a great time, oblivious to the 5,000 foot drop right behind him. Obviously he lived to tell the tale, but I’m pretty sure my poor Grandma just about had a heart attack.

My mom is famous for this Blackberry Pie. The back wall of our garden is covered with blackberry vines, and I have many fond (at least now they are fond) memories of picking blackberries with my siblings in 108 degree weather, trying not to gouge myself with thorns. It was always worth it because this pie was a guaranteed fruit of our labors. It is really good with whipped cream or homemade ice cream.

Blackberry Pie

Source: my awesome mom Janice

1 1/2 cups sugar
7 tablespoons cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon salt
7 cups fresh blackberries, divided
1 double pie crust (recipe follows)
cinnamon-sugar*

Combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt in a large saucepan and set aside. In a food processor or blender, blend about 2 cups of blackberries. You want to end up with 1 and 3/4 cup liquid; if you don’t have enough berries you can add up to a 1/4 cup of water. You could also use a masher to do this.

Add the liquified berries to the sugar mixture. Bring this to a boil, stirring constantly. Once it has reached a boil, turn the heat to low and stir until thick. (This won’t take more than a minute or two.) Add 5 cups of fresh blackberries. Stir just until berries are well-coated, then remove from heat.

Line a deep 9-inch pie plate with pastry; leave about 1 inch of dough hanging over the edge. Add berries until it’s just rounded up in the middle. Lay on the top crust, making sure it’s also about an inch wider than the pie on top. Turn both pieces of dough – together – under, and tuck into the pie plate so that the juice won’t run out, leaving some of the dough high enough to crimp. Using your thumbs and first fingers, squish the dough together around the top; make your fingers and thumbs kiss each other as you move around the plate. Cut slits in the top to let the steam escape. Sprinkle cinnamon-sugar lightly all over the top.

If your pie is very full, it is a good idea to put a baking sheet underneath to avoid spills. Bake at 425° for 30 minutes. About halfway through baking time, check the edges of your crust. They will most likely be golden while the center is uncooked. If this is the case, cover the edges. Cut a square of aluminum foil, fold it into quarters, and cut a circle out of the middle. You should come up with a square that has a giant circle cut out. Unfold and cover the crust of your pie, then continue baking. You will know the pie is done when the middle of the pie is golden.

Turn off the heat and let it sit for at least another 10-15 minutes before removing. Wait several hours before attempting to cut into the pie. It needs to be completely cooled, otherwise you will get a concoction I like to call Black-bloody Pie.

You can use any berry with this recipe, including tart cherries.

*You can use any ratio of cinnamon and sugar that you like. Start with about a 1/2 cup sugar to 1 tablespoon of cinnamon, and go from there. Obviously you won’t be putting all of that on your pie, that’s just to give you an idea.

Sarah’s Pie Crust

¼ cup very cold water
2 cups flour
3/4 cup + 2 tablespoons butter-flavored shortening
1 ½ tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
½ beaten egg

Measure out the 1/4 cup water and stick it in the freezer. Mix flour, sugar, and salt in a medium bowl. Using a pastry cutter, fork, or a food processor, cut in shortening until mixture is the consistency of fine crumbs. Crack an egg into a small bowl, beat thoroughly and divide in half (just eyeball it. You can save the other half or toss it.)

Take the 1/4 cup water out of the freezer and mix it in with the 1/2 egg. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture and combine until it forms a ball. Use your hands to knead it together once or twice. Divide the dough in half.

Lay the dough onto a very floured surface. Dust the top with flour and carefully roll the dough into a circle. Get out your pie pan to see how big you need to make it. Keep in mind that you need to account for the edges as well as have enough for a crust.

Once you have rolled out the dough to the size you need, carefully roll the dough up onto your rolling pin and transfer to the pie pan. Repeat with the top crust.

Peas with Bacon and Caramelized Onions

Eric and I just celebrated 4 years together. Four years of awesome food and being in love. Don’t get me wrong, I love my husband more than food, but barely. The feeling is mutual I think.

On one of our first dates, Eric took me to en event at BYU called the Hunger Banquet. All the tickets are the same price, but when you arrive you are assigned to 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world. 1st world people get seated at a nice table with cloth napkins, multiple forks, and prime rib. 2nd world gets cafeteria food. 3rd world people are seated on the floor, where you get a meager plate of rice and beans that you have to share with 5 people, eating with your hands.

Very few attendees get 1st world treatment; most everyone sits on the floor, representing the high percentage of people who don’t get enough to eat every day. Eric and I were on the floor and each got a handful of rice and beans. It was a very interesting experience that really brought home the point. Talking about world hunger after you have just eaten a meal that did not satisfy definitely has an impact. We both enjoyed the event, and it opened up some good discussion.

But I knew Eric was my kind of guy when he said as we walked back to the car, Do you want to go to IHOP? I of course responded with a heck yes. I guess our sensitivity only goes so far. Here’s to 4 years of togetherness and delicious food, Eric!

These peas represent a failed recipe success story. Originally I was trying to make brussel sprouts with caramelized onions and bacon, but had to get inventive when I realized that my brussel sprouts were less than edible. (I mean less than normal). Since the onions and bacon were already done anyway, I threw them together with some peas on a whim and it turned out to be delicious. The caramelized onions add the perfect amount of sweetness, and of course bacon makes everything taste like magic.

Peas with Bacon and Caramelized Onions

The Food Charlatan

3-4 slices bacon, diced
1/2 red onion, sliced
4 cups peas (I used frozen)
salt and pepper to taste

Cook the bacon in a skillet until it is nice and brown. Remove the bacon to a paper-towel lined plate with a slotted spoon to cool.

Place the onion slices into the pan with the remaining bacon grease. Reduce heat to low. Stirring often, slowly cook the onions  for 30 minutes. Increase the heat to medium and continue cooking until they are soft and brown and caramelized.

Add the peas and the bacon to the skillet and cook until peas are hot. Season with salt and pepper. Serve immediately.