Gnocchi with Carrot and Zucchini Red Sauce

Somebody’s car alarm went off today. It doesn’t usually bother me a ton because I can tune it out pretty well. But this one was going forever. And it was so loud. Just when I was gearing up to be seriously irritated with whoever was not paying attention, I look down at the floor to see Charlotte playing with my keys.

Yup. Definitely my car.

And then I lost a fight with the business end of a spiral-notebook-wire. (This sounds lame, because it is. All my injuries are from wussy things like peek-a-boo and folding underwear.) Charlotte and I were playing peek-a-boo in line at the post office with said notebook. She was ramming it into my face to “hide” me, and ended up dragging an extremely sharp piece of metal down my cheek.

I didn’t know it was bleeding until I got to the mirror in my car. The lady at the post office was probably a little freaked that the girl with the cute baby had blood dripping down her face. Does telling someone they have blood on their face fall under the same category as telling someone they have something in their teeth?

Well until it heals I’ll just tell anyone who asks that I got in a catfight at the post office. That sounds way more hardcore than a peek-a-boo injury.

This is another recipe from my brother Nathan. He gets major points for this one. I had never made gnocchi before, but it was super easy. And the sauce is incredible. I want to eat it on everything. It would be really good on regular ol’ pasta. Or even cut back on the tomato sauce and serve it as a side. It is seriously so good.

Gnocchi with Carrot and Zucchini Red Sauce

Source: Nathan’s genius brain

1-2 potatoes (enough to make 1 cup mashed)
1 1/2 to 2 cups flour
1 egg
water for boiling
4 teaspoons salt

2 carrots, peeled and chopped
2 zucchini, chopped
4 tablespoons butter (1/2 stick)
1 medium onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon oregano
1 1/2 teaspoons basil
12 ounces tomato sauce (most of a 15-oz can or 1 1/2 8-oz cans.)
1 15 oz can diced tomatoes, drained

fresh parmesan cheese, to garnish

For the gnocchi:

Peel and chop potatoes. Place in a saucepan, cover with water, and boil until tender (10-15 minutes). Drain and mash. Measure out one cup and place in a mixing bowl. Allow to cool for a few minutes. Add 1 1/2 cups of flour and egg. Mix until it starts to come together, then knead with your hands until a stiff dough has formed. Add more flour as necessary, up to 2 cups total. You will need more or less flour depending on how much water your potatoes absorbed. (I realize now that this step would be a lot easier in a food processor. Let me know if you try it.)

Roll into “snakes” with a diameter of 1/2 – 3/4 of an inch. Cut into pieces 1/2 inch wide. (Here’s what I did: Divide the dough into 3 or 4 pieces and roll them out so they are long and skinny. Then cut into long strips and roll the strips in your hands to make a snake. Then cut into 1/2 inch pieces.)

Here's how I formed the gnocchi.

In a large pot, bring about 10 cups of water to a boil. Add 4 teaspoons of salt. Add the dough carefully so that you don’t splash yourself with boiling water. (Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything.) I ended up adding them just a couple at a time. The gnocchi will rise to the surface when they have cooked; let them boil for another minute or two before removing with a slotted spoon.

For the sauce:

Steam the chopped zucchini and carrots. Put about 2 inches of water in a pot and bring to a rapid boil. Place vegetables in a steam basket over the boiling water, with the lid on. Steam until they are tender but not mushy, about 10-11 minutes, depending on how big you chopped them. I chopped my carrots a little smaller than the zucchini because I knew they would cook slower. (If you don’t have a steamer, a colander over a pot of boiling water would work. Just be sure to cover it somehow.)

Meanwhile, melt the butter in a saucepan. Add the chopped onion and saute until translucent, about 3-5 minutes. Add garlic and continue another 30 seconds. Add the zucchini and carrots. Season with 1 teaspoon salt, oregano, and basil. Add the tomato sauce and the drained diced tomatoes. Simmer for a few minutes until it reaches the consistency you like.

Serve with gnocchi and garnish with fresh parmesan cheese.

Makes 4-5 servings.

Almond Roca Bars

We had Charlotte’s first birthday party! It was a crazy weekend, and so much fun. Eric’s parents and sister were in town staying in our apartment. Plus we threw a surprise party for my sister-in-law Britta, so I was being destroyed by working on the tardis cake off and on. Plus my other sister-in-law Reesy and I decided to throw ourselves the most epic first birthday party ever.

You will note that I did not claim it as Charlotte’s party. Let’s be honest, Charlotte won’t remember it. But we wanted to throw a fun party, so why the heck not?

Reesy is an amazing graphic designer. (Check out her awesome blog NiftySwank) She thought it would be fun to design everything for the party, and who am I to say no to stuff that would have cost a fortune if I had bought it?

The day of the party was insane. I ran around like a crazy woman all morning, finishing up everything for Charlotte’s party and Britta’s as well. Our apartment is small, so we decided to have it at Reesy’s house, an hour away. We were about 10 minutes from arriving when I realized with a horrible gut wrench that I had forgotten the cupcakes. Kind of major for a birthday party. I started freaking out. Eric, being the amazing man that he is, offered to drive back to get them. (In retrospect, this is insane. We should have headed to the nearest bakery. I obviously wasn’t thinking.)

About 15 minutes after he left, Charlotte had a dirty diaper and I realized that the diaper bag was still in the car with Eric. So Reesy ran to the store for diapers and wipes while I tried to force Charlotte to eat something (oh did I mention that she was sick with the flu?) Then I get a text from Eric that says: I made a sandwich and forgot the cupcakes. I’m turning around now.

I totally thought he was joking. Nope. He made a sandwich. And forgot the cupcakes. And made it halfway back before he realized that he had forgotten the cupcakes. And that was when I finally started laughing instead of attempting to tear my hair out.

These Almond Roca Bars are another classic from Eric’s family. They are addictive because they are so fast. They are literally done in 20 minutes. And they are sooooo good. I usually under bake them so that they stay soft for days. Yum.

Happy birthday Charlotte! And happy sandwich, Eric! I hope that PB&J was worth the effort.

Almond Roca Bars

Source: my mother-in-law Kris

1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1 egg
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon almond extract
2 cups flour
1 1/2 or 2 cups chocolate chips

Beat butter with sugars. Add egg, almond, and salt. Beat in flour. Spread in a 9×13 pan. (Wet your fingers if the dough sticks).

Bake at 350 for 13-15 minutes. Sprinkle generously with chocolate chips immediately after baking. Let it sit for 10 minutes or so (this is hard. Sometimes I cheat and stick it back in the still-warm oven, but if you do this only leave it in for about a minute or two, otherwise your chocolate will get all weird on you.) Spread the chips around when they have melted. Don’t eat all at one time.

Waffles

Eric and I went to see a guest pianist at BYU last weekend. We got there a couple minutes late, so we had to wait outside the entrance until we heard applause, so as to not interrupt. There were a few other people waiting with us, including a couple on what must have been a first date. This is how I could tell:

Girl: I like the Renaissance.
Boy: Oh yeah? What do you like about it? The art?
Girl: No, mostly, like, the chivalry . . . and the style.
Boy: So should I call you m’lady for the rest of the night?
Girl: No.

Yikes. I hope he doesn’t ask her out again. It’s so fun to eavesdrop on other couples’ awkward date conversations. Makes me glad I am happily married, so instead of lame discussions about, like, Renaissance chivalry, we can talk about the consistency of Charlotte’s diaper content that day, and come to a conclusion about whether or not she has diarrhea.

This is another fabulous recipe from Eric’s mom, dictated to him years ago over the phone. They are the best waffles I have ever tasted. The first time we made it together was when we had just started dating, and we accidentally left out a full cup of milk. Definitely don’t do that.

Waffles are always appropriate, day or night, rain or shine. To quote from Parks and Recreation:

Leslie (eating a waffle piled with whipped cream up to her chin): Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron (eating an entire plate of bacon): People are idiots, Leslie.

Hear, hear.

Waffles

Source: my mother-in-law Kris

1 3/4 cup flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt

2 eggs, separated
1 3/4 cup milk
1/2 cup oil or melted shortening (don’t use butter)

Combine the flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl. In a separate bowl, whisk together egg yolks, milk, and oil. Add the dry ingredients to the milk mixture. (Then wipe out the first bowl and put it back in your cupboard.) Mix the wet and dry ingredients until they are just barely blended, with some lumps.

In another bowl, use a mixer to beat the eggs whites until they are stiff.

Carefully fold in the egg whites. Do not over mix! Pour batter into a greased waffle iron and cook according to waffle iron instructions.